Something Witty: Archive

Oct 28th

Oh babe

I hate pet names. They feel odd coming off my tongue. Artificial. Like I should be in a sitcom. Babe. Baby. Sweetie. Hun. Honey. Even the less offensive ones don’t sit well (don’t get me started on Judge Sexy Pants and the like). But at the same time full blown names also feel weird. Your object of affection tells you some serious news, something that’s affecting them and it also...

Oct 27th

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Oct 25th

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Pride.

I finished C25K today. I can now run 5km continuously. More than I ever could since i hit puberty. I’ve dropped kilo’s, gained a tighter arse and flatter stomach. And you know what? I’m fucking proud of myself.

Oct 24th

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Oct 23rd

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Oct 23rd

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Oct 23rd

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Oct 21st

A week in my head

If i had to pick a facebook relationship status to have with my brain and my body it would be ‘it’s complicated’. The past week: Saturday: ‘oh body you’re awesome! You fit into smaller clothes! have you seen your calves lately!?!’ Sunday: “i hate you. you’re ugly. that coldsore means you can’t even kiss The Boy. Fat load of good you are....

Oct 19th

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Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

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My top 30 songs of 2000-2009

So at the start of the year my brother-in-law Brett asked me to complete my top 30 songs released between 2000-2009. He’s a man of lists, and regularly updates and reshuffles his top songs of all time and completed his list ages ago. I’ve found it considerably harder than he did, i think. I started this project back then, and have come back to it several times across the year. I think...

Oct 14th

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